Ah, fraternity basements. It goes without saying that you're bound to see some interesting types of people down there. On a night at the frat party, here's some you'll probably see:
The Couple That Doesn't Leave Each Other's Side
This is a classic. You always see at least one couple like this in a fraternity basement. They never leave each other's side, and if they do, you often find the other person looking like a lost puppy, which makes for some awkward conversations. The one problem with the couple? Jealousy. Now, most couples are not like that, but some will absolutely shit on each other if they even look in the direction of someone else. Makes for some great entertainment, especially if you are friendly with that couple. Personally, I like to grab a beer and watch the verbal arguments up close, because you often see some interesting facial expressions.
People Too Stoned By The Keg
This is just a chill, solid group of usually four or five individuals. They hang by the keg and talk sports, future employment opportunities, the weather and just life in general. Keep in mind that the keg chillers never talk politics, because that can lead to a heated debate and veteran keg chillers, the seniors, will not tolerate that. If you are looking for a solid conversation, this is the spot to be.
The Exclusive Dancing Group of Girls
I have to say that every fraternity basement has the group of girls who don't stop dancing. From around 11 PM until whenever the music stops, these girls are absolutely fucking shredding up the dance floor. The one thing I noticed with these girls is they usually wear very similar outfits. Outsiders are not welcomed, and men who dare try to get in the middle of them to dance are often shunned. Now, if you're thinking about trying to make conversation with one of the girls in the group, then I wish you luck on an impossible mission. Even if you succeed, you probably only have about 15 minutes before you get swarmed and they bring her back in for the non-stop dance party. What happens when the music stops? Simple. They refuse to leave the fraternity house in a last-ditch effort to restore the dancing, which often fails.
The Aggressive Hookup
A very common group among every fraternity basement across the United States of America. You always see at least one aggressive hookup while in the basement. Nothing like trying to get by Stacy and Ron, who have been making out against the dirty-ass wall for about ten hours.
The Creepy Guys Watching The Aggressive Hookup
Hey, dude, instead of staring at the hookup, why don't you try dancing or talking to people? In fact, do anything other than what you are doing now, because you're freaking everyone out.
The Angry Guy Who Struck Out
I have witnessed a couple meltdowns myself. The guy didn't stand a chance with the girl he was trying for, she rejected him in a polite way and he makes it seem like World War III is on the horizon. Definitely makes for a great story in the morning. because nothing beats texting the kid the day after telling him that he absolutely embarrassed himself.
The Crying Girl
Why is she crying? No one has any fucking clue. The girl who is in tears doesn't even know why she is crying. She usually calms down after getting bombarded by 20 of her friends. Most importantly, let's not forget how those conversations end. "Brittney, you need a shot. Let's go take shots!"