Rumors have been swirling that The Jersey Shore cast is looking to get together and do some sort of a reunion season. The cast has been hinting that something is coming up on social media for a couple of weeks now. With that being said, I am going to tell you my favorite quotes from "The Situation."
1. "Please hit the fuckin' treadmill! You know what, don't even hit the treadmill. Hit the elliptical, it's better for you."
It was made clear in the show that Mike and Angelina did not respect each other at all. This made for some great interactions between two people with enormous egos.
In Miami, Mike quickly becomes fed up with Angelina's antics after he confronts her about cleaning the house. She responds with a quick "say please!" Bad move by the "Staten Island Dump", because "The Situation" fires back with this quote that sends Angelina into an enraged state.
2. "I felt bad about Snickers getting hit by a couple linebackers. I necessarily didn't want to bring home any sort of zoo creatures whatsoever. I mean, these broads just probably smelled the food at the house"
I think the events leading up to this are what make season one the big hit that it was. Mike invites two group of girls to the house because he always likes to have a backup plan. When he finds the girl he wants to hook up with, he asks Snooki to ask the other group to leave.
This is when shit gets heated. A fight breaks out, and poor Snickers gets punched in the face only a week after we saw her get punched in the face by some dick.
3. "JWOWW, I've seen her in the gym and she's throwing out combos. I've also got a little taste of a smack myself."
JWOWW was a badass chick. That girl would knock me the fuck out. Late in season one, when the cast goes to Atlantic City, Mike gets a little taste of a JWOWW hook after he refuses to walk her up to the room from the club.
A couple of seasons pass and Mike hits us with this all-time quote.
4. "When Ron is crying on my shoulder, good old Sammi, the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet, is calling another dude. Sammi, you got caught, you sneaky bitch!"
I can't emphasize enough how much I love this quote. The whole Ronnie and Sammi debacle made the entire show jaw-dropping. The constant fighting between the two led to probably the worst relationship on TV that I have ever seen, and some couples on TV are fucked up.
The fact that the two stuck with each other that long is a joke in itself, but Mike had some lines during the relationship that were amazing. It was a win-win for everyone at home. This quote comes after Sammi gets caught texting Arvin, who is her friend from home, to come to Karma to meet her.
Mike takes full advantage and does what he does best, which is stirring the pot.